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Last dance Our last chance For love... |
So, were you the Adam Sandler, nice guy wedding singer, the bitter twisted Adam Sandler wedding singer, or (my favorite) the super cheesy Jon Lovitz wedding singer? Do you take requests? How about a little "In the Navy"?
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And the joke is Do you take requests? Yes I do Can you play solo? Yes, I can Can you play solo we can't hear you? |
Too funny! I'm off to pack my gear bag and go to my game. I have a bit of a road trip tonight, but both the girls and boys from the home team are ranked in the top 3 of their class. Should be some good hoops.
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Well, Heavens to Chuck..... Which reminds me....Dan, did you guys ever do my personal favorite? <i>Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live. They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Telling great big lies They got little noses And tiny little feet They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet. Well, I don't want no Short People Well, I don't want no Short People Well, I don't want no Short People 'Round here.</i> Sing that one to the kids in your class, Rock-O. Kinda like a little history lesson for 'em. :D |
ROFLMAO...now I have to explain to my class why I'm laughing so hard...thanks, JR!
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My favorite part was: <i>They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say 'hello'</i> The image just went through my head of Dan holding Chuck up at center and saying to the captains "And my partner tonight is...." :D |
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...wasn't it JR that said... If it ain't hurtin', it probably ain't workin'. :) Did someone request the "Navy Song"? I joined the Navy... to see the girls... and what did I see... I saw the sea. |
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When I was about 7 years old, my parents took me on a Caribbean cruise out of Miami Beach. While we were passing through the Bermuda Triangle, the ship got caught in a tremendous storm and went down. The next thing I knew I was all alone on a life raft, just drifting along with the current. About 2 days after that, I was lucky enough to be washed ashore on a deserted island. Well, I lived on that island all by myself for about 10 years. One day, while walking along the beach, I saw this beautiful, voluptuous young blonde lying on the beach. I went up to her and said "Who are you and what are you doing here?". :confused: She said "Our boat was shipwrecked last night and I just got washed up on this beach this morning. And who are you, you long-haired, tall and handsome stranger, and what are you doing on this deserted island?". Well, I told her my tale about also being shipwrecked as a lad, and having to live on that deserted island for the last 10 years. The beautiful blonde said "That's simply amazing, you incredibly handsome young man, but how did you survive on this island for so long?". I told her "Well, I caught fish from the sea and drank coconut milk, but I mainly dug for clams". She said "But what have you done for sex all these years?". I replied "Sex? What is sex?". :confused: So she showed me........ Afterwards, she said "What do you think of 'sex' now, young JR?". I said "Wow, that was great! But look at whatinthehell you did to my clamdigger!". :mad: It's true, Dude-y, it's true...... |
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Gotta go...have a small school Varsity Boys game tonight...they are undefeated and looking to extend the streak vs. a cross-town private school rival...should be fun. |
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