Ragae Ref

[JCrow]

If Jimmy Cliff were a Referee:

Well my Assignor tells me
There’s a pie up there in the sky,
But I'm reffing 4th Grade games at the Y.
But between the day
You're born and when you die,
Oh Lord, I love to make
Those Assistant Coaches cry.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine.
And then…..

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

Well the Head Coaches are trying,
To get me down, trying to drive me,
Under the ground, and when they think,
That their game is finally won,
I say: "Forgive 'em Lord",
And give the other Team a 1-1.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then…….

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

I just Tee'd your point guard,
For hanging too long on the rim,
Your fans will jump me after I leave the gym.
But I’d rather be a Referee in my grave,
Than working at Wendy's for Big Dave.

And as sure as the sun will shine
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then……

[ChuckElias]

I only post one annoying unfunny off-topic thread per year. JCrow's been here about 9 months and this is annoying unfunny off-topic thread number 247. Any chance of making a New Year's Resolution to cut back in '06?

[ChrisSportsFan]

I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.

[Chess Ref]

I find him funny. My wife who is a professional writer says he is really good.

[dblref]

Take a deep breath, Chuck. You're just upset that Johnny Damon took the $$$ and ran. And don't even tell me that the Red Sox are glad he did.

[zebraman]

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.

I agree. He's much more entertaining than arguing about why some officials don't want to ref college ball or girls basketball.

Z

[IREFU2]

Originally posted by zebraman

I agree. He's much more entertaining than arguing about why some officials don't want to ref college ball or girls basketball.

Z

I concur!

[WhistlesAndStripes]

Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.

[Back In The Saddle]

Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.

If we all hung out over there, he probably would. But we don't. We all hang here. And sometimes we like to talk baseball.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.

Are you gonna peddle the basketball exams outa the baseball forum next year too?

Btw, when are you gonna post your favorite picture and get thrown off the forum again, Bush?

Just wondering....

[WhistlesAndStripes]

I'll throw it in the Track & Field thread, where it belongs.

[mick]

[BBall_Junkie]

Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
I'll throw it in the Track & Field thread, where it belongs.

Post it anywhere within "The Official Forum" and your account will be deleted once again.

By now you should have a firm understanding of the rules and decorum expected/required here.

Thank you for your understanding.