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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 10:09am
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If Jimmy Cliff were a Referee:

Well my Assignor tells me
There’s a pie up there in the sky,
But I'm reffing 4th Grade games at the Y.
But between the day
You're born and when you die,
Oh Lord, I love to make
Those Assistant Coaches cry.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine.
And then…..

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

Well the Head Coaches are trying,
To get me down, trying to drive me,
Under the ground, and when they think,
That their game is finally won,
I say: "Forgive 'em Lord",
And give the other Team a 1-1.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then…….

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

I just Tee'd your point guard,
For hanging too long on the rim,
Your fans will jump me after I leave the gym.
But I’d rather be a Referee in my grave,
Than working at Wendy's for Big Dave.

And as sure as the sun will shine
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then……





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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 11:23am
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I only post one annoying unfunny off-topic thread per year. JCrow's been here about 9 months and this is annoying unfunny off-topic thread number 247. Any chance of making a New Year's Resolution to cut back in '06?
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 11:26am
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I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 11:50am
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He is funny

I find him funny. My wife who is a professional writer says he is really good.
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 12:48pm
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Take a deep breath, Chuck. You're just upset that Johnny Damon took the $$$ and ran. And don't even tell me that the Red Sox are glad he did.
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 12:58pm
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I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.
I agree. He's much more entertaining than arguing about why some officials don't want to ref college ball or girls basketball.

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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 02:14pm
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Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.
I agree. He's much more entertaining than arguing about why some officials don't want to ref college ball or girls basketball.

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I concur!
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 04:03pm
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Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 05:02pm
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Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.
If we all hung out over there, he probably would. But we don't. We all hang here. And sometimes we like to talk baseball.
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 05:08pm
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Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.
Are you gonna peddle the basketball exams outa the baseball forum next year too?

Btw, when are you gonna post your favorite picture and get thrown off the forum again, Bush?

Just wondering....
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Old Thu Dec 22, 2005, 05:10pm
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I'll throw it in the Track & Field thread, where it belongs.
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Old Fri Dec 23, 2005, 09:35am
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I'll throw it in the Track & Field thread, where it belongs.
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