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JCrow Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:09am

If Jimmy Cliff were a Referee:

Well my Assignor tells me
There’s a pie up there in the sky,
But I'm reffing 4th Grade games at the Y.
But between the day
You're born and when you die,
Oh Lord, I love to make
Those Assistant Coaches cry.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine.
And then…..

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

Well the Head Coaches are trying,
To get me down, trying to drive me,
Under the ground, and when they think,
That their game is finally won,
I say: "Forgive 'em Lord",
And give the other Team a 1-1.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then…….

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

I just Tee'd your point guard,
For hanging too long on the rim,
Your fans will jump me after I leave the gym.
But I’d rather be a Referee in my grave,
Than working at Wendy's for Big Dave.

And as sure as the sun will shine
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then……






ChuckElias Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:23am

I only post one annoying unfunny off-topic thread per year. JCrow's been here about 9 months and this is annoying unfunny off-topic thread number 247. Any chance of making a New Year's Resolution to cut back in '06?

ChrisSportsFan Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:26am

I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.

Chess Ref Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:50am

He is funny
 
I find him funny. My wife who is a professional writer says he is really good.

dblref Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:48pm

Take a deep breath, Chuck. You're just upset that Johnny Damon took the $$$ and ran.:D And don't even tell me that the Red Sox are glad he did.

zebraman Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:58pm

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.
I agree. He's much more entertaining than arguing about why some officials don't want to ref college ball or girls basketball.

Z

IREFU2 Thu Dec 22, 2005 02:14pm

Quote:

Originally posted by zebraman
Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I appreciate his humor alot more that guys arguing about College Ball VS High School VS patent leather VS belts VS pleats.
I agree. He's much more entertaining than arguing about why some officials don't want to ref college ball or girls basketball.

Z

I concur!

WhistlesAndStripes Thu Dec 22, 2005 04:03pm

Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.

Back In The Saddle Thu Dec 22, 2005 05:02pm

Quote:

Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.
If we all hung out over there, he probably would. But we don't. We all hang here. And sometimes we like to talk baseball.

Jurassic Referee Thu Dec 22, 2005 05:08pm

Quote:

Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
Chuck, just stick your baseball thread in the baseball forum where it belongs next year and no one will say anything. At least his funny stuff is on-topic.
Are you gonna peddle the basketball exams outa the baseball forum next year too?

Btw, when are you gonna post your favorite picture and get thrown off the forum again, Bush?

Just wondering....

WhistlesAndStripes Thu Dec 22, 2005 05:10pm

I'll throw it in the Track & Field thread, where it belongs.

mick Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:51pm

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BBall_Junkie Fri Dec 23, 2005 09:35am

Quote:

Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
I'll throw it in the Track & Field thread, where it belongs.
Post it anywhere within "The Official Forum" and your account will be deleted once again.

By now you should have a firm understanding of the rules and decorum expected/required here.

Thank you for your understanding.


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