Ragae Ref

[JCrow]

If Jimmy Cliff were a Referee:

Well my Assignor tells me
There’s a pie up there in the sky,
But I'm reffing 4th Grade games at the Y.
But between the day
You're born and when you die,
Oh Lord, I love to make
Those Assistant Coaches cry.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine.
And then…..

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

Well the Head Coaches are trying,
To get me down, trying to drive me,
Under the ground, and when they think,
That their game is finally won,
I say: "Forgive 'em Lord",
And give the other Team a 1-1.

And as sure as the sun will shine,
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then…….

The harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall,
One and all.
Oh, the harder they Charge,
The harder they Fall.

I just Tee'd your point guard,
For hanging too long on the rim,
Your fans will jump me after I leave the gym.
But I’d rather be a Referee in my grave,
Than working at Wendy's for Big Dave.

And as sure as the sun will shine
I’m gonna get my share of what’s mine
And then……