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ChuckElias Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:57pm
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Make sure you skip the poppyseed ones when faced with an upcoming drug test.
Ironically, I always flunk them whether or not I've had the muffins. Weird. :eek:
I find that fact neither ironic nor weird, after reading your posts for the last several years. ;)

Dan_ref Sat Dec 24, 2005 02:45pm
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
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The games are pretty rough, as you can imagine. In fact, in one game I called an illegal chop block on a player.
Is there such a thing as a LEGAL chop block? I've only been officiating football for 2 years, so I'm not sure if there's any chop blocks that are legal.
Yeah - we have a special rule for this league. A chop block is legal if the perpetrator's mother bakes me some muffins prior to the game, preferably lemon poppyseed with almonds.
Mark, you're slippin'.

Used to be all the mom had to do to get her kid some special privilege was wear a low cut tight fitting sweater, smile sweetly and enthusiastically cheer her team on while sitting in the front row.

Now she's gotta bring you muffins... it's a sad day. A sad, sad day indeed...

Dan_ref Sat Dec 24, 2005 02:49pm
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Originally posted by rainmaker
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MerHapJamminÂ’ SolRamaChrisKwanzHanuMasNukaDanZaaStice
to you and your family!
__________________________________________________ ________
Say what?
It's the politically correct winter greeting that my son devised to send to all his Progressive Party friends and acquaintances.

It incorporates Christmas, Ramadan, Solstice, Kwanzaa, Hannukah, and I think the Jammin' thing refers to a Rastafarian holiday.

In order to say it properly you have to take a seminar at the community college. [/B]
Not to be a nitpicker, but someone oughta tell your son that Ramadan generally arrives around late September or early October. Far too soon for the winter greeting season.

Mark Padgett Sat Dec 24, 2005 07:35pm
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
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Originally posted by Whistles & Stripes
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
The games are pretty rough, as you can imagine. In fact, in one game I called an illegal chop block on a player.
Is there such a thing as a LEGAL chop block? I've only been officiating football for 2 years, so I'm not sure if there's any chop blocks that are legal.
Yeah - we have a special rule for this league. A chop block is legal if the perpetrator's mother bakes me some muffins prior to the game, preferably lemon poppyseed with almonds.
Mark, you're slippin'.

Used to be all the mom had to do to get her kid some special privilege was wear a low cut tight fitting sweater, smile sweetly and enthusiastically cheer her team on while sitting in the front row.

Now she's gotta bring you muffins... it's a sad day. A sad, sad day indeed...
It's called "getting old".

Jurassic Referee Sat Dec 24, 2005 08:35pm
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
Mark, you're slippin'.

Used to be all the mom had to do to get her kid some special privilege was wear a low cut tight fitting sweater, smile sweetly and enthusiastically cheer her team on while sitting in the front row.

Now she's gotta bring you muffins... it's a sad day. A sad, sad day indeed... [/B]
It's called "getting old". [/B][/QUOTE]Naw, "getting old" ain't the same as "getting dead". :D


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