Nowhere close to being on topic - but funny

[Mark Padgett]

Today a friend (yes - I do have friends) told me everyone at his office wore costumes on Halloween yesterday. One guy had on a Hawaiian outfit, but also had a chain around his neck with a spoon, a lighter and a syringe attached. When my friend asked him who he was supposed to be, he answered, "I'm Don Ho's brother - Crack".

BTW - I did not wear fishnets yesterday. They are not a "costume".

However, I did dress as my alter ego - Skippy Weaselpants.

[rainmaker]

On the subject of Halloween costumes, my favorite was the year I dressed as a molecule (I was taking Organic Chemistry that term). I wore a white turtleneck with a big C on the front and white pants, and had a big blob of garbage bags on the ends of each leg and arm. Each blob had an O on it. Or was it a C on the blobs and an O on the shirt? It's been a long time.... But anyway, I won the best costume award that year. Kinda cool!

[M&M Guy]

I dressed up one year as a REALLY old guy.

I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.

So, Mark, how can you tell where Skippy ends and you begin?...

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by M&M Guy

I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.

Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.

[M&M Guy]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.

Shut up.

(Oooh, that felt good - I haven't done that all month.)

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by M&M Guy

Shut up.

(Oooh, that felt good - I haven't done that all month.)

Don't do it too often.

You'll go blind.

[PGCougar]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

Don't do it too often.

You'll go blind.

Maybe he'll just do it a little less frequently - only until he goes near-sighted.

[M&M Guy]

(Where are those damn glasses?...I know I put them around here somewhere...)

Ok, I'm back. What did I miss?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by PGCougar

Maybe he'll just do it a little less frequently - only until he goes near-sighted.

M&M has worn glasses since he was 4.

Talk about being precocious.....

[tmp44]

He's an official.

He's already blind, like the rest of us.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by M&M Guy

So, Mark, how can you tell where Skippy ends and you begin?...

Probably somewhere around the ears.

[ThickSkin]

I saw a lady at the grocery store this halloween with a bunch of sponges taped to her. I asked her what she was. She told me "I'm self absorbed!"

Pretty good!

[Mark Padgett]

One of the guys I work with said he has the best costume. He goes nude on roller skates. He's a pull toy.

Fortunately, he doesn't wear that to work.

[Jurassic Referee]

I went trick-or-treating as a gas pump.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
I went trick-or-treating as a gas pump.

Self-service, no doubt.