Nowhere close to being on topic - but funny

[Mark Padgett]

Today a friend (yes - I do have friends) told me everyone at his office wore costumes on Halloween yesterday. One guy had on a Hawaiian outfit, but also had a chain around his neck with a spoon, a lighter and a syringe attached. When my friend asked him who he was supposed to be, he answered, "I'm Don Ho's brother - Crack".

BTW - I did not wear fishnets yesterday. They are not a "costume".

However, I did dress as my alter ego - Skippy Weaselpants.