Today a friend (yes - I do have friends) told me everyone at his office wore costumes on Halloween yesterday. One guy had on a Hawaiian outfit, but also had a chain around his neck with a spoon, a lighter and a syringe attached. When my friend asked him who he was supposed to be, he answered, "I'm Don Ho's brother - Crack".

BTW - I did not wear fishnets yesterday. They are not a "costume".

However, I did dress as my alter ego - Skippy Weaselpants.

On the subject of Halloween costumes, my favorite was the year I dressed as a molecule (I was taking Organic Chemistry that term). I wore a white turtleneck with a big C on the front and white pants, and had a big blob of garbage bags on the ends of each leg and arm. Each blob had an O on it. Or was it a C on the blobs and an O on the shirt? It's been a long time.... But anyway, I won the best costume award that year. Kinda cool!

I dressed up one year as a REALLY old guy.

I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series. :rolleyes:

So, Mark, how can you tell where Skippy ends and you begin?... :D

Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.

Shut up.

(Oooh, that felt good - I haven't done that all month.)

Don't do it too often.

You'll go blind.

Maybe he'll just do it a little less frequently - only until he goes near-sighted. :D

(Where are those damn glasses?...I know I put them around here somewhere...)

Ok, I'm back. What did I miss?

M&M has worn glasses since he was 4.

Talk about being precocious.....

He's an official.

He's already blind, like the rest of us.

Probably somewhere around the ears.

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I saw a lady at the grocery store this halloween with a bunch of sponges taped to her. I asked her what she was. She told me "I'm self absorbed!"

Pretty good!

One of the guys I work with said he has the best costume. He goes nude on roller skates. He's a pull toy.

Fortunately, he doesn't wear that to work.

I went trick-or-treating as a gas pump.

Self-service, no doubt.