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Yesterday, I was at the mall and I ran into an old friend (no - not with my car). He had his cousin with him. We started talking and his cousin (whom I'd never met) told me he played college basketball in HS and then at a DII school.
I told him I was a referee and he said, "I thought so - you look like a referee." I asked him what a referee "looked like" and he replied "mean". [Edited by mark padgett on Aug 20th, 2005 at 10:27 PM]
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I'm at this brownpop establishment contributing to the local economy, and from across the room, I see this BEAUTIFUL brunette walking towards me. Naturally, I thought I had mustard on my upper lip, because there was no other reason for her to be appraoching me. Turns out she thought she recognized me, but wasn't sure. (Perhaps it was the dark lighting.)
After talking to her for a few minutes, I learned that she knew it was me by my mannerisms and hand gestures, especially when I pointed. (She used to play in the local women's league.) As for my "look", I'm not sure if I look like an official or not. You decide (2nd from left, standing): http://www.wwcfoa.ca/view_pic.php?pi...a04/junior.jpg
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You never finished your story. Did you end up getting laid? Inquiring minds need to know! Geeze, I hope so. Gets all the poisons out of your system. Lets you run faster too when you're officiating. And longer also(or so I've heard- I can't really remember that far back). It should be just as much part of your pre-game warm-up drills as stretching imho. |
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I am not sure where you're from, but I suspect it may interest you to know that I'm Canajun. Those are the flags we use here, and have been for quite some time. So if you're Canajun and missed that change, I wonder what else you missed; perhaps to move away from leather helmets.
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As to your grammar lesson, please replace my original question with "Jughead, did you end up boinking her?". Unlike some knuckledraggers, I always like to use proper English. |
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