Useful Phrases - Page 2

Dan_ref · #16 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 12:45pm

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Never used it , but here's one: "Shut Up, Play Ball, & Let The Ref's Make The Calls"

Thought I'd add a lil humor.

Glad you're only kidding.

Saying "shut up" to anybody is just asking for trouble.

Shut up.

Jurassic Referee · #17 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 02:13pm

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Saying "shut up" to anybody is just asking for trouble. [/B]

Shut up. [/B][/QUOTE]I know where you live.

I also know how you got those stains on your underwear.

Be afraid.

Be very, very afraid.

Dan_ref · #18 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 02:27pm

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Saying "shut up" to anybody is just asking for trouble.

Shut up. [/B]

I know where you live.

I also know how you got those stains on your underwear.

Be afraid.

Be very, very afraid. [/B][/QUOTE]

An old man goes to see his doctor for a regular check up and his wife goes along with him. The doctor comes into the examination room and after a few minutes tells the old man he'll need a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample. The old man, being deaf as a tree stump, looks up and says "WHA???!!". Again, the doctor requests a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample. The old man looks at his wife and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY???!!". His wife yells back at the old man "HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!".

Bad Zebra · #19 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 02:28pm

When someone is camping in the paint...I'll just start counting out loud..."One!"..."Two!"....they're almost always gone by three and they usually stay out.

Jurassic Referee · #20 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 02:37pm

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When someone is camping in the paint...I'll just start counting out loud..."One!"..."Two!"....they're almost always gone by three and they usually stay out.

What do you do if you get to "three" and they're still in there?

Bad Zebra · #21 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 02:40pm

"TWEEEET!"

ChuckElias · #22 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 03:01pm

Doesn't that make for a lot of tweeting?

Bad Zebra · #23 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 03:06pm

Not usually...it lets everyone hovering in the area know that someone is watching...and they generally clean it up the first time you count...or the first time ya tweet.

mick · #24 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 03:18pm

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Not usually...it lets everyone hovering in the area know that someone is watching...and they generally clean it up the first time you count...or the first time ya tweet.

I agree, Bad Zebra.
First time often works well enough ... until the subs come in. And then, three seconds is seldom called regardless.
mick

tomegun · #25 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 03:20pm

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Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
To a coach who's not very happy about a call: "What did you see coach"? You can then respond with "I didn't see it that way" or "I'll work harder". (can't say that more than once)

What question does the coach normally ask in this situation? We cannot respond to every comment. Also, that is too much back and forth for me.

Jurassic Referee · #26 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 03:30pm

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Not usually...it lets everyone hovering in the area know that someone is watching...and they generally clean it up the first time you count...or the first time ya tweet.

I agree, Bad Zebra.
First time often works well enough ... until the subs come in. And then, three seconds is seldom called regardless.

Does that mean you stop counting "1,2,3" when the subs come in?

mick · #27 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 04:05pm

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Not usually...it lets everyone hovering in the area know that someone is watching...and they generally clean it up the first time you count...or the first time ya tweet.

I agree, Bad Zebra.
First time often works well enough ... until the subs come in. And then, three seconds is seldom called regardless.

Does that mean you stop counting "1,2,3" when the subs come in?

Go away while I hand in my underwear.

Jurassic Referee · #28 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 05:18pm

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Go away while I hand in my underwear. [/B][/QUOTE]LOL!

johnny1784 · #29 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 08:37pm

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Not usually...it lets everyone hovering in the area know that someone is watching...and they generally clean it up the first time you count...or the first time ya tweet.

I agree, Bad Zebra.
First time often works well enough ... until the subs come in. And then, three seconds is seldom called regardless.

Does that mean you stop counting "1,2,3" when the subs come in?

Go away while I hand in my underwear.

Dirty or clean?

Mregor · #30 (**permalink**) Mon Aug 08, 2005, 11:08pm

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To an assistant coach who wants a call: " "

Yep, you can choose to not reply and say nothing...

Or "assistant coach, please coach your players" or "coach, what is your number and I will call you"

When the assistant in chirping, I'll say to the head coach, "Coach, your assistant is about to buy you a seat." That has always stopped it.

I've never personally used it but I still find it hilarious: "I'll take that from Batman, but I'm sure not taking it from Robin. Sit down and be quiet!"

Mregor