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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Saying "shut up" to anybody is just asking for trouble.
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Shut up. [/B]
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I know where you live.
I also know how you got those stains on your underwear.
Be afraid.
Be very, very afraid. [/B][/QUOTE]
An old man goes to see his doctor for a regular check up and his wife goes along with him. The doctor comes into the examination room and after a few minutes tells the old man he'll need a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample. The old man, being deaf as a tree stump, looks up and says "WHA???!!". Again, the doctor requests a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample. The old man looks at his wife and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY???!!". His wife yells back at the old man "HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!".