(brown) pop quiz

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by canuckrefguy
Should the official:

a) Turn around, and loudly tell the parent to "shut up"

b) Turn around, and loudly tell the parent to "shut the f**k up"

c) Turn around, and loudly tell the parent to "shut up" AND "sit down"

d) Run into the stands and puke on the parent's shoes

Or, my favorite, courtesy of Dan:
e) Turn around, and loudly ask the parent, "Who the f*%k are you?"