Mon Jul 25, 2005, 08:44pm
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: East Westchester of the Southern Conference
Posts: 5,381
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by ChuckElias
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Originally posted by canuckrefguy
Should the official:
a) Turn around, and loudly tell the parent to "shut up"
b) Turn around, and loudly tell the parent to "shut the f**k up"
c) Turn around, and loudly tell the parent to "shut up" AND "sit down"
d) Run into the stands and puke on the parent's shoes
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Or, my favorite, courtesy of Dan:
e) Turn around, and loudly ask the parent, "Who the f*%k are you?"
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Now now, to be clear - this is something Dan saw, not something Dan did. Dan doesn't acknowledge the fans. (BTW, Dan also finds people who speak in the 3rd person kinda annoying.)
Getting back to the original questions: in all 3 of Mark's plays the correct call is a no call. This is because we're on a luxury liner crossing the international date line and it's time to go get another steak sandwich and the olive in our martini glass is starting to dry out.
For Cannuck's play the official quickly turns to the fan and says "Bad dog! Bad! Sit! No biscuit for you!"
This one I have done during an AAU game, but not on purpose. The coach jumped up after a call waving his arms & spouting something, I turned to him and said "SIT!" That shut him up but he was still standing so I pointed my finger at him and said "SIT!" again. He sat. It was a few seconds before I realized what had just happened, when I got home I gave my dog a biscuit.
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And now you bring a biscuit to every game, right?
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