The board is slow, so.........

[brainbrian]

A1's dribble hits the ceiling.

The referee makes a bad call - such as a double dribble when nothing wrong occured.

[closely_guarded]

1) Team control foul on A with B not in bonus.
2) Team control foul on A with B in bonus.
3) Power failure in the building, ball to A at point of (electrical) interruption.

[closely_guarded]

Disregard 3), doesn't give ball to B

[bob jenkins]

A1 gets a cramp in his / her hand, causing him / her to strike the ball with the fist.

The recreational drugs A1 took before the game kick in, causing A1 to think the ball is a hacky-sack. A1 reacts by intentionally kicking the ball.

[ysong]

a. A1 dropped the ball and chased a fan who was on the stand.

b. A2 knocked down a fan who was on the playing court.

c. A9-12 leave the bench area to help out.

d. coaches enter the playing court and found laying on the floor dragged by their own players. (?)

e. A1 threw the ball to B1 head as if he wanted to hurt him.

f. A3, who got a bad call 1 minute ago, gave the calling ref "a look" when passing him by.

g. A4, who just recognized another ref was his long lost friend, went shake his friend's hands.

h. A5 whispered "you are terrific" within ref's ear shot.

i. A5 then smiled at the ref for more than 13 seconds.

j. A6, when ref whistled at A5, rised his own hand as if he acknowledged that.

...

which one(s) in above is not correct?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by ysong
a. A1 dropped the ball and chased a fan who was on the stand.

b. A2 knocked down a fan who was on the playing court.

c. A9-12 leave the bench area to help out.

d. coaches enter the playing court and found laying on the floor dragged by their own players. (?)

e. A1 threw the ball to B1 head as if he wanted to hurt him.

f. A3, who got a bad call 1 minute ago, gave the calling ref "a look" when passing him by.

g. A4, who just recognized another ref was his long lost friend, went shake his friend's hands.

h. A5 whispered "you are terrific" within ref's ear shot.

i. A5 then smiled at the ref for more than 13 seconds.

j. A6, when ref whistled at A5, rised his own hand as if he acknowledged that.

...

which one(s) in above is not correct?

j.is not correct. "Raised" is misspelled.

[ysong]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett

j.is not correct. "Raised" is misspelled.

I assume you believe the English grammar should apply to all levels. I also assume you believe your personal interp of the language is helpful to you. But let me tell you this, you need to listen to your mentor about what grammar should apply in your region. Until then, listen more, talk less. Do not ask questions or argue/debate, especially when you are very very confused.

Do you agree, Jurassic Referee and rainmaker?

[mplagrow]

Originally posted by ysong

I assume you believe the English grammar should apply to all levels. I also assume you believe your personal interp of the language is helpful to you. But let me tell you this, you need to listen to your mentor about what grammar should apply in your region. Until then, listen more, talk less. Do not ask questions or argue/debate, especially when you are very very confused.

Do you agree, Jurassic Referee and rainmaker?

Actually, many of the misspellings on the board are acceptable and correct, if you're reffing in the SEC.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by mplagrow
[/B]

Actually, many of the misspellings on the board are acceptable and correct,....wait for it... if you're reffing in the SEC. [/B][/QUOTE]LOL.

I fixed it to add the "...wait for it....".

[mplagrow]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

Actually, many of the misspellings on the board are acceptable and correct,....wait for it... if you're reffing in the SEC. [/B]

LOL.

I fixed it to add the "...wait for it....". [/B][/QUOTE]

LOL. . .ah, yes. How Monty Python of you!

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Situation: A1 is dribbling in front court. Name as many ways as you can think of that would cause team A to have to give the ball over to team B for a throw-in. NF rules.

Which way is the cruise ship sailing when it crosses the international date line?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by ChuckElias

Which way is the cruise ship sailing when it crosses the international date line?

You remembered! Frankly, I'm flattered. (and don't call me Frank)

[Mark Dexter]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
(and don't call me Frank)

Because he's Shirley.