I didn't know I had a rule named after me - Page 4

ChrisSportsFan · #46 (**permalink**) Tue Feb 08, 2005, 09:41am

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do you wear patent leather or regular leather? I'm talking about what referee shoes you wear with fishnets, not even curious about your patent leather fishnets.

All-black patent-leather referees shoes with a 5-inch spiked heal and a matching strap are de rigeur for the well-dressed Portland official.

It's kind of a west coast thing.

Yea, I figured. Cuz they don't wear those here in St. Louis. Hey, on the brighter side, we do wear flannel material stripes.

In Portland, the striped shirts are made from only the finest imported silks. Of course, a black push-up bra is also always worn underneath. Even by some of the female officials too.

I wonder if the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

rainmaker · #47 (**permalink**) Tue Feb 08, 2005, 10:05am

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do you wear patent leather or regular leather? I'm talking about what referee shoes you wear with fishnets, not even curious about your patent leather fishnets.

All-black patent-leather referees shoes with a 5-inch spiked heal and a matching strap are de rigeur for the well-dressed Portland official.

It's kind of a west coast thing.

Yea, I figured. Cuz they don't wear those here in St. Louis. Hey, on the brighter side, we do wear flannel material stripes.

In Portland, the striped shirts are made from only the finest imported silks. Of course, a black push-up bra is also always worn underneath. Even by some of the female officials too.

I wonder if the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

If the rhubarb is genetically adapted to the Northwest, it THRIVES in the rain!

Mark Padgett · #48 (**permalink**) Tue Feb 08, 2005, 12:14pm

I invite all of you to visit Oregon during our annual rain festival. It runs from January 1st through December 31st every year.

Just Curious · #49 (**permalink**) Tue Feb 08, 2005, 12:27pm

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I invite all of you to visit Oregon during our annual rain festival. It runs from January 1st through December 31st every year.

After I retired a couple of years ago, I worked as a parkhost for Oregon State Parks... A beautiful park on the Chetco River outside of Brookings, OR...
Having spent most of my life in the desert, I truly love the colour change.... Anything I thought was better than brown...
Until I discovered the three M's... Mold, Mildew, and Moss... I couldn't believe how quickly it grew.. There'd be days when I'd nap while fishing in a downpour and when I woke my yellow slicker would be a light green!
Montana on the other hand is almost as green, but the snow is a lot quieter on the top of my camper...

rainmaker · #50 (**permalink**) Tue Feb 08, 2005, 05:22pm

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Until I discovered the three M's... Mold, Mildew, and Moss... I couldn't believe how quickly it grew..

When I was growing up, there was often a cake sitting on the counter at home that we could have for snacks or dessert. When I married and moved to Coos Bay (actually Eastside, but who's counting?), I continued the tradition, except that I didn't count on the mold and mildew which grew before the cake could dry out. All my home ec, out the window.

Mark Padgett · #51 (**permalink**) Tue Feb 08, 2005, 07:01pm

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OOOOOO, yo' scare me..... an' t'let yo' know, yall is in th' dickshunary.... an' fo' sayin' Bubba-Bod, git out, see th' country, instead of stayin' in yer li'l closed mind an' stayin' home at night watchin' yer favo'ite Burt Reynolds movie 'Delivahance'. We does have real cities down hyar in th' South in case yo' didnt knows thet.... by all means, Im fo' thet, but whuffo' didnt yo' say thet in t'other thread t'him, dawgone it. An' pow'ful look at this hyar topic, this hyar topic is pow'ful a-gonna he'p out refs. Thets whuffo' ah moved it on over hyar instead of t'other one.... Now, yo' may hoof it an' say th' same thin' on over on t'other thread thet yo' jest said t'me....o' JUST LET IT GO... an' t'other thin', ah stated mah opinon on th' topic, an' ev'ryone else got off topic.....so dont point th' finger at me.....

How did that get in there?

Dan_ref · #52 (**permalink**) Tue Feb 08, 2005, 07:19pm

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OOOOOO, yo' scare me..... an' t'let yo' know, yall is in th' dickshunary.... an' fo' sayin' Bubba-Bod, git out, see th' country, instead of stayin' in yer li'l closed mind an' stayin' home at night watchin' yer favo'ite Burt Reynolds movie 'Delivahance'. We does have real cities down hyar in th' South in case yo' didnt knows thet.... by all means, Im fo' thet, but whuffo' didnt yo' say thet in t'other thread t'him, dawgone it. An' pow'ful look at this hyar topic, this hyar topic is pow'ful a-gonna he'p out refs. Thets whuffo' ah moved it on over hyar instead of t'other one.... Now, yo' may hoof it an' say th' same thin' on over on t'other thread thet yo' jest said t'me....o' JUST LET IT GO... an' t'other thin', ah stated mah opinon on th' topic, an' ev'ryone else got off topic.....so dont point th' finger at me.....

How did that get in there?

Don't worry, it's good for the rhubarb