My season goals

[Mark Padgett]

Here's my goals for the season:

1) To give my partners the confidence needed to eject coaches without having to do it for them

2) To remember not to ask female players prior to tip off if they have removed all nipple rings

3) To work as many rec games with Dave as possible

4) To cut down on the sarcasm

I expect to reach numbers 1 and 3.