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Thu Sep 30, 2004, 08:49am
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What are some of the quick one liners you use to quiet a howling monkey? I know you guys have some good ones that are still appropriate.
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Thu Sep 30, 2004, 10:20am
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How about something like, "coach, I need you to do more coaching and less complaining and we'll be both be better off." Z
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Thu Sep 30, 2004, 11:00am
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I don't know why this works, but it's very effective for me. Look at them for about 2 seconds as they howl, and then say, "Thank you." Repeat as necessary. Keep it very dry, with no hint of sarcasm. After the third repetition, say, "I heard you coach." and perhaps, "I'll watch for that."
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Thu Sep 30, 2004, 12:26pm
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how about??
"coach, i hear enough of this whining at home, could you please try some coaching and a little less reffing"
you'll either get a laugh or he'll get worse..
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Thu Sep 30, 2004, 12:47pm
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At camp this summer, A1 receives a pass and drives to the basket. A1 is fouled by B1 while in the act of shooting. I call the foul, report and B's coach wants a word. He says I missed the travel at the start of the drive.
"Coach, his pivot never left the ground." But he travelled. "Coach, he started the dribble before the foot moved." But he travelled. "I won't miss it again, Coach." Stunned silence. He says, with a look of utter disbelief on his face, "No referee ever said that to me before." Worked for me. As somebody said earlier, I don't do the funny one-liners.
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Sat Oct 02, 2004, 10:55am
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You: Do you think that yelling at me is going to hurt or help your team? Coach: You can't possibly get worse so I aint worrying about you hurting me anymore. You: coach, i hear enough of this whining at home, could you please try some coaching and a little less reffing. Coach: I'll stop reffing as soon as you start.
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Sat Oct 02, 2004, 11:09am
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I agree that with most HS coaches, comedy won't help and will probably only hurt. I'm thinking more along the lines of these fall leagues where you have to deal with the "future D1 coaches". HaHa.
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Sat Oct 02, 2004, 07:55pm
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If you try to memorize something that is not really you...you'll come off like George W. Bush at a debate.
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Sun Oct 03, 2004, 02:33am
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buzzer beater layup and their was a bit of contact - if I was in better position I may have called it ... but i didn't.
Coach comes up to me at half time furious and says "Wasn't there any contact" Me: "There was no foul" Red faced Babbon: "So there was no conact?!" Me: "There was no foul" Shut him up ... I think its all in delivery ... always get them or at least you to face away from the bench when you speak so no more than necessary hear what you say...
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