Sorry... I had to do it :)

[Mark Dexter]

Originally posted by TravelinMan
How about this one

The next time a coach asks for an explanation on a violation on their team, just ask them: "Coach, do you want the long or short version? Most likely the coach will ask for the short version since (a) they are VERY IMPORTANT and don't have the time or (2) they are easily confused. OK, short version - "Blue ball".

That sounds like one hell of a violation! Ouch!