Is this Dave a real person or just one of those urban legend guys that we all wish we could be at times? I mean, some of the quotes here are excessive even if said at 3rd and 4th grade games with the score 41-6 at halftime. Really and truly, if I used the old appetizer and main course and dessert deal in the midst of flinging T's around during a "real" ball game I just feel like I might not be welcome back the next night.
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum.
It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow.
Lonesome Dove
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