Weirdest pre-game ever

[zebraman]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
During a pre-game, my partner tells me he's not going to be able to get up and down the floor very well tonight, so he would appreciate me "covering" for him whenever that happens. I tell him OK, and ask him what the problem is.

Me: "Did you hurt your leg or something?"
Him: "No, my hemorrhoids are acting up something terrible. They itch like crazy."

That was waaaaaaay more than I needed to know.

Mark. Sounds like he "left you hanging." If my partner said that, I'd be really "inflamed." "Butt" I'd try to be understanding. Maybe he was just trying to give you proper "preparation" in your pre-game? I bet your were just "itchin'" to get out on the floor after that.

Z