During a pre-game, my partner tells me he's not going to be able to get up and down the floor very well tonight, so he would appreciate me "covering" for him whenever that happens. I tell him OK, and ask him what the problem is.
Me: "Did you hurt your leg or something?"
Him: "No, my hemorrhoids are acting up something terrible. They itch like crazy."
That was waaaaaaay more than I needed to know.
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