During a pre-game, my partner tells me he's not going to be able to get up and down the floor very well tonight, so he would appreciate me "covering" for him whenever that happens. I tell him OK, and ask him what the problem is.

Me: "Did you hurt your leg or something?"
Him: "No, my hemorrhoids are acting up something terrible. They itch like crazy."

That was waaaaaaay more than I needed to know.

Thanks for sharing -- NOT ! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-014.gif

[Edited by CYO Butch on Jan 29th, 2004 at 03:12 PM]

Slight Change of Topic. . .

Wierdest Captains Meeting Ever --

I was the U for a Girls V game about a month ago. R asks who the floor captain is, then says, "Ok, ladies, we don't want any inappropriate touching tonight. [pause, pause] By that I mean fouls." Big smile. The uproarious laughter that he was apparently expecting never materialized.

I just couldn't believe he would think that was a funny or appropriate way to address teenage girls on the basketball court. Wierd.

They're high school girls; very few of them know what inappropriate is. They're into challenging the boundaries. Everything seems to be appropriate until they get caught or pregnant or diseased or...

Teach your kids and enforce boundaries Chuck... before they adopt everyone else's lack of boundaries.

:confused: Wierd?

And this makes the comment appropriate? :confused:

:confused: Wierd? [/B][/QUOTE]
C'mon. It can't be the first time you've noticed that?!?! :cool:

C'mon. It can't be the first time you've noticed that?!?! :cool: [/B][/QUOTE]Sure isn't. You doing it on purpose? Trying to blow the top of Mark Dexter's head off?

So what makes you think WE need to know? :D

I think I have one better. The R and I went to greet the V-coach just before the start of the game. After a short exchange of words, He says to her " You sure have pretty eyes", with a big smile on his face. I did tell him, not to ever do that again.

Joe Namath doing woman's college ball now?

"C'mon honey...isss jes you an' *hick* you an' me...now givus a big kisss why dontchya? BUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP"

Said what to V coach?
 

Was this the same guy that thought harrass was two words?

pre-game meeting
 

A guy I used to coach against went over to the dark side (your side ;)) and is now officiating. We both have the same sense of humor. At one of our games recently he finished up the pre-game talk with coaches/captains with the usual "Does anyone have any questions?" I could'nt resist. I replied "Yes, umm, tonite, are baskets worth 2 points a piece?" The look on the faces of our opponent's captains was priceless...one of those "did this idiot just fall off the turnip truck yesterday?" Maybe it's one of those you had to be there but I must admit it went over pretty well if I must say so!

Mark. Sounds like he "left you hanging." If my partner said that, I'd be really "inflamed." "Butt" I'd try to be understanding. Maybe he was just trying to give you proper "preparation" in your pre-game? I bet your were just "itchin'" to get out on the floor after that.

Z

You forgot - "Is there life on Uranus? Yes, Klingons!"