Unsporting or Administrative "T"

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by bob jenkins

Slapping your cousin Rich?
Slapping your cousin in a ditch?
Slapping your cousin with a hitch?
Slapping your cousin in a niche? (depending on how it's pronounced, of course)
Slapping your cousin on the pitch?
Slapping your cousin, the witch?
Slapping your cousin, who has an itch?
Slapping your cousin, then sewing a stitch?

I do not like my cousin Mitch
I do not like that sonofa*****
I do not like him in the ditch
I do not like him on the pitch
I do not like him with a witch
I'd like to see him get an itch
I do not like him in a niche
I'd like the doc to give him a stitch
I do not like my cousin Mitch
I'd like to slap him like a b1tch.

Apologies to Dr Seuss