My first formal evaluation

[Mark Padgett]

Juulie - as you know, I use a point system to eval officials.

They get one point for each technical they call, double points if they are on a coach or asst. coach.

One point for each Davism.

One point for spilling juice or water on the scorebook.

One point for staring at a coach's pants and double points for puking on his shoes.

Subtract one point for every "over the back" or "reaching" call.

Subtract one point for every time they admit to a coach they "might have blown one".

Subtract one point for not tossing the coach the first time "call it both ways" is heard.

Finally - they get a ten point bonus for bringing me a bribe.

Hope this helps.