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Totally OT
Guys - one of my grandsons wants to be a stand-up comic when he grows up. Right now, he's 16. He loves jokes, especially puns. He calls me a couple of times a week with a joke. This morning he called me with this one:
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls. Maybe you can use that in a game?
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That's All Folks ...
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
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We Youngstown State University Penguins just love to take trips. MTD, Sr.
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So if you're delivering this joke to a room full of adults you would say, "I did. Today I'm taking them to Hooters."
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I couldn't post my absolute favorite joke in public.
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