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Mark Padgett Sat May 28, 2016 10:07am
Totally OT
 
Guys - one of my grandsons wants to be a stand-up comic when he grows up. Right now, he's 16. He loves jokes, especially puns. He calls me a couple of times a week with a joke. This morning he called me with this one:

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls. :D

Maybe you can use that in a game?

BillyMac Sat May 28, 2016 12:56pm
That's All Folks ...
 
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Sat May 28, 2016 06:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 988076)
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

We Youngstown State University Penguins just love to take trips. :p

MTD, Sr.

Rufus Tue May 31, 2016 11:59am
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 988076)
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
This is my absolute favorite joke and one of the few I know I could deliver to a room full of kids...

Mark Padgett Tue May 31, 2016 01:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rufus (Post 988133)
This is my absolute favorite joke and one of the few I know I could deliver to a room full of kids...
So if you're delivering this joke to a room full of adults you would say, "I did. Today I'm taking them to Hooters." ;)

Kansas Ref Tue May 31, 2016 04:06pm
What happened to the grapes do when the Elephant sat on them? they made wine (whine)..lol?

Hugh Refner Tue May 31, 2016 04:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rufus (Post 988133)
This is my absolute favorite joke ...
I couldn't post my absolute favorite joke in public. :rolleyes:


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