Umpire injuries....OUCH!

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Originally Posted by Robmoz

OP corrected..

Slicing liner hit down the line at 1B like a heat seeking missile and as I turn sideways to minimize my exposure to the inevitable contact I offered my right cheek and BOOM goes the dynamite!! I dropped like a man on fire but quickly regained my composure as the female trainer came to my rescue in what was later described to me as an act of kindness bordering on 3rd degree criminal sexual contact as she evaluated my injury

Did you point fair or foul ???