Ridiculous things that coaches say

[His High Holiness]

Originally posted by Rich Fronheiser
Too stunned to eject this bozo, Peter, or would that have not been the right thing to do politically?

Rich;

Mostly, I was trying to hard to supress a laugh. Usually that kind of comment will get an instant ejection but since only me and the infielders heard the coach, I let it pass.

Our assignor is of the opinion that if you can make the coach look like an a$$, that is better than ejecting him. And finally, I have to write ejection reports when I throw a coach out and since I don't get paid for those reports, I usually won't waste my time ejecting someone unless it is absolutely necessary.

Peter