Another "Crossed-Up" Catcher

[MikeStrybel]

I'm with JJ, except for the police report. Dump the battery mates, HC and anyone who crosses the line while you are making notes of your ejections on the back of your score card/line ups. I don't see a need to include the police on this, though. Proving intent is pretty difficult plus it will just waste time dragging through the system. It may be far better to simply alert the league, your assignor and fellow umpires about this event. My assignors aren't going to put up with target practice for their stables and colleagues won't work games featuring those clowns. Dump 'em and walk away. No ump, no game.