how to be a Baseball Umpire by San Diego Steve

[cardinalfan]

I'm hooked on this series. This stuff cracks me up.

My favorite so far is in the equipment video:
"You awlso need onea 'dese - a mask. It helps keep you from geedin' a loose tooth, a bwoken nose, or an eyeball pawped out."

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by bossman72

Lighten up steve!

Yeah, I should feel honored that this guy reminds people of me!

[David B]

Originally Posted by SethPDX

I saw these before, but I forgot how great they are.

"This is a great field for Little League. There's no holes in the backstop. You could have the LLWS here."

But my favorite baseball video of all time is right here (watch out for the language):

YouTube - Earl Weaver

Now that's baseball they way it used to be. Love it! The umpire was just as good was Weaver was. Love it when he says "I aint going no where Earl", classic line...

Thansk
David

[umpduck11]

Which is cooler, his velcro-closure hat worn backward, or the ultra-hip zip front shirt ?

[DonInKansas]

Originally Posted by David B

Now that's baseball they way it used to be. Love it! The umpire was just as good was Weaver was. Love it when he says "I aint going no where Earl", classic line...

Thansk
David

Personally, I prefer "YOu're full of sh*t Earl, F*ck you." Umpiring at it's best.