Umpire Hit By Bat

[SAump]

Originally Posted by Emperor Ump

This is one of the rules I learned the hard way my first year by kicking it in an eval game. Won't do that again...

This is one of the rules I learned about the hard way my first year too {ala BU56}.
I picked up a bat and flung it into the backstop.
That was where the batter would have thrown it had I not been in the way.
I think the kids mother even commented about the cost of the bat.
Nobody blamed the kid. I shouldn't have done that either.
Finally, I came around.

[johnnyg08]

if you picked up a bat and threw it against a fence, that would be pretty unprofessional

[RogersUmp]

Unless you're Roger Clemens!

[johnnyg08]

Originally Posted by RogersUmp

Unless you're Roger Clemens!

still unprofessional