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Old Sun Sep 30, 2007, 02:26am
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Or I should say getting involved in preventing fights, pulling off players, etc.

Is this a Job Requirement? Then why do it?
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Old Sun Sep 30, 2007, 08:03pm
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Are you seriously seeking an answer?
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Old Mon Oct 01, 2007, 02:14am
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Are you seriously seeking an answer?
Since no one has offered one, including you, then seeking is the correct syntax.
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Old Mon Oct 01, 2007, 10:18am
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Perhaps you should contact MLB and the WUA then to see what official policy is.
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What he's seeking is to give training in small minded philosophy. However, if you seek "additional training in small minded philosophy" you'll have to go to your local high school. Here:

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And the moral of the story is (for those who missed that jet plane flying two feet over their head)...drum roll........

Only someone with a six year old's mentality takes one instance out of 50 or more and makes that proof the other 49 were an illusion.
Additional training in small minded philosophy will have to come from your high school. I cannot reach back that far to assist.
Sorry, couldn't hep it.
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Bruce, if you keep feeding them, they keep hanging around your front door. Just a reminder.
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I can't hep it. I likes kickin' em so's I keeps callin' em over. Thing is, they keeps comin' back. They must likes bein' kicked.
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I can't hep it. I likes kickin' em so's I keeps callin' em over. Thing is, they keeps comin' back. They must likes bein' kicked.
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Old Mon Oct 01, 2007, 06:17pm
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Or I should say getting involved in preventing fights, pulling off players, etc.

Is this a Job Requirement? Then why do it?
What we usually do here is, if behind the plate, we are trained to grab the bat from the batter and start swinging at anyone that comes past the 1st base line.

If we are on the bases, we head for the closest dugout, (whichever one our plate partner doesn't have), grab a bat and cover the other base line.

It works great here!
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What we usually do here is, if behind the plate, we are trained to grab the bat from the batter and start swinging at anyone that comes past the 1st base line.

If we are on the bases, we head for the closest dugout, (whichever one our plate partner doesn't have), grab a bat and cover the other base line.

It works great here!
Does an attorney come with that routine?
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Old Wed Oct 03, 2007, 01:01am
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What we usually do here is, if behind the plate, we are trained to grab the bat from the batter and start swinging at anyone that comes past the 1st base line.

If we are on the bases, we head for the closest dugout, (whichever one our plate partner doesn't have), grab a bat and cover the other base line.

It works great here!
Can I get the endorsements and merchandising rights for this system? I think you've got yourself a winner!
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Old Wed Oct 03, 2007, 09:34am
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Or I should say getting involved in preventing fights, pulling off players, etc.

Is this a Job Requirement? Then why do it?
Were you thinking of the Milton Bradley incident? I never seen the like.

Managers are now up to the task of injuring their own players, no help from the crew needed.
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Old Sun Oct 07, 2007, 09:34am
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Or I should say getting involved in preventing fights, pulling off players, etc.

Is this a Job Requirement? Then why do it?
A requirement? No, the evidence being that there is no schooling by PBUC that covers fight control.
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Old Sun Oct 07, 2007, 12:22pm
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A requirement? No, the evidence being that there is no schooling by PBUC that covers fight control.
Proper procedures for handling brawls is covered at PBUC.
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Old Sun Oct 07, 2007, 12:41pm
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Proper procedures for handling brawls is covered at PBUC.
Excellent, didn't see the recommendations in my recent PBUC manuals. Could you please post?
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