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Like digging a hole then shoving a person into it, then proclaiming how "tall" you are. It's total BS. As I have said before, using terms which degrade others only, in the end, degrades the user. ![]()
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Fitty, consider yourself 'degraded', you 'dufus'......Just kidding, don't lose your sense of humor!!!!!
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"Never try to teach a pig to eat reasonably. It wastes your time and the pig will argue that he is fat because of genetics. While drinking a 2.675 six packs a day." ![]() Last edited by fitump56; Wed Jul 18, 2007 at 10:24pm. |
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There isn't enuff bandwidth here to include all Smitty stuff.
Some cherce Smittyisms (all first-hand) "STRIKE ON A SWING" [Between innings, F2 needs to adjust mask before first pitch] "TIME!" (at Boeing decibel level) "FOUL TIP!!!!" "He gets the base he's goin' to, plus one." "One base to all runners on throws from the infield." [on obvious INT on batted ball by 1B coach] "No interference; he wuz tryin' to get out da way!" "Why buy base pants?" No comment neeeded: Base ump with ball bag including brush, eyeglass case, AND a small can of Off [U3 goes out into LF for catch; R3 tags up from 3B and scores; defense appeals; U3 calls "SAFE". After the game, I asked U3 how he could possibly call a tag-up when he was fairly deep into the outfield]: "The ball was hit deep; he was gonna score anyway." In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is truly king. Ace
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I am not 100% certain, but I believe the term was coined by Carl Childress in an article he wrote concerning umpires who exhibit traits now commonly associated with "Smitties". JM
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