"I'm an umpire too!"

[3appleshigh]

One of the best comebacks I ever heard was from a High ranking Official in the my Provincial umpire association. Up here we have levels, 1-2-3-4-5. This particular ump was a 5 (which means he has done an international assignment). I was a 3 on bases.

Anywho the coach from this team came out to argue, He was really upset to begin, but that changed quickly, and it was real short and sweet. The coach headed back no truble or anything. So after the game I asked my partner what he did, to learn for future reference. This was his story.

"Well the coach came out arguing the rule saying I was wrong and he was right, and that I could trust him because he was a level 3 umpire. So I said to him, you know how they give you a card for the year with your name on the front? He says yea, so I said, well flip it over on the back of that card is were you will find my name. (the back has the names of the 4 provincial umpire committe members). The coach took a quick retreat."

I still laugh at that story today. Wasn't very helpful for me but was very amusing.

[bisonpitcher]

I umpire at the HS level and I also coach a local Freshman/Sophomore HS summer team. I dont ever mention the fact that I am an umpire (although some of the guys know I am because we have called together in the past). I just dont think it gains any credibility to do so. I also will not come out to argue judgement calls (although I will tell them I thought they missed it if it was really bad). However I did do everything I could to get run last summer in a game: My team was on defense, 2 outs, R1 and R2 with a 2 run lead in the bottom of the 6th (7 inning game). Slow grounder to the F6, which he throws in our dugout. Umpires award R2 the plate, R1 third and the BR 2nd. No problem, we still had a one run lead and 2 outs. The OC comes out and talks to the PU. I cant hear what they are discussing, but they are pointing at second base and the PU starts nodding. Then the PU points at the runner on third (R1) and gives him the plate! 3 bases on the 1st throw by an infielder. I came out of the dugout on a dead sprint to the plate like George Brett after the pine tar HR. Both umpires were about 19 or 20 and seemed scared and inexperienced. I asked him how he came up with 3 bases for the runner and he said coach, its 1+1 and the runner had reached second when the ball went out of play. I told him "2 bases from time of pitch" that 1+1 wasnt in Fed Rules etc. He said thats what were going with. Then I told him that he needed to either read his rule book or go back to kiddie ball. He just kept saying 1+1 coach over and over. I could see I was getting nowhere and told him that his call was horse#### and that he had the call right and was a chicken#### for backing down when the OC came out. I am fully expecting the gate (I certainly would have run myself) but he just took it. I proceeded to use some other 4 letter words to describe his knowledge of the rules to no avail, and still he refused to eject me. Of course, the next batter flew out, and we lost in the bottom of the 7th by 1. However, I made it a point to tell my team that we had never lost because of a call and this game was no different. It was our fault for throwing it in the dugout in the first place, so no excuses.

[mcrowder]

Originally Posted by bisonpitcher

I umpire at the HS level and I also coach a local Freshman/Sophomore HS summer team. I dont ever mention the fact that I am an umpire (although some of the guys know I am because we have called together in the past). I just dont think it gains any credibility to do so. I also will not come out to argue judgement calls (although I will tell them I thought they missed it if it was really bad). However I did do everything I could to get run last summer in a game: My team was on defense, 2 outs, R1 and R2 with a 2 run lead in the bottom of the 6th (7 inning game). Slow grounder to the F6, which he throws in our dugout. Umpires award R2 the plate, R1 third and the BR 2nd. No problem, we still had a one run lead and 2 outs. The OC comes out and talks to the PU. I cant hear what they are discussing, but they are pointing at second base and the PU starts nodding. Then the PU points at the runner on third (R1) and gives him the plate! 3 bases on the 1st throw by an infielder. I came out of the dugout on a dead sprint to the plate like George Brett after the pine tar HR. Both umpires were about 19 or 20 and seemed scared and inexperienced. I asked him how he came up with 3 bases for the runner and he said coach, its 1+1 and the runner had reached second when the ball went out of play. I told him "2 bases from time of pitch" that 1+1 wasnt in Fed Rules etc. He said thats what were going with. Then I told him that he needed to either read his rule book or go back to kiddie ball. He just kept saying 1+1 coach over and over. I could see I was getting nowhere and told him that his call was horse#### and that he had the call right and was a chicken#### for backing down when the OC came out. I am fully expecting the gate (I certainly would have run myself) but he just took it. I proceeded to use some other 4 letter words to describe his knowledge of the rules to no avail, and still he refused to eject me. Of course, the next batter flew out, and we lost in the bottom of the 7th by 1. However, I made it a point to tell my team that we had never lost because of a call and this game was no different. It was our fault for throwing it in the dugout in the first place, so no excuses.

Being an umpire, why didn't you just stay calm and protest?

[bisonpitcher]

Only way to protest was to get league commissioner involved which was not worth the trouble for a regular season summer league game. After seeing i was getting nowhere being calm, I decided that getting run would not only get my point across but fire my guys up. Like I said, I fully expected to get run, he just wouldnt pull the trigger. Also, my language, although foul, was not where fans or players could hear.

[nickrego]

In my experience, (ex) umpires make the worst coaches, with regard to how the interact with (working) umpires.

When I know a coach is also an umpire, or ex-umpire, I give them ZERO latitude for what they say or do. If even the tip of the toenail of their baby toe crosses over the line, See Ya !