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[GarthB]

Originally Posted by CoachJM

LMan,

A: Doctor.

JM

Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. Whenever someone would go on about what their doctor told them, he would say: "Remember, 50% of all doctors finished in the bottom half of their class."

[Rich]

Originally Posted by GarthB

Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. Whenever someone would go on about what their doctor told them, he would say: "Remember, 50% of all doctors finished in the bottom half of their class."

And 40% of all sick days are taken on Mondays and Fridays.

[Durham]

Only 40%, I think it is a lot higher than that. And i do understand the satistics of it.

[umpduck11]

Originally Posted by Durham

Only 40%, I think it is a lot higher than that. And i do understand the satistics of it.

58.3 % of all statistics are made up.......

[Dave Hensley]

Originally Posted by Rich Fronheiser

And 40% of all sick days are taken on Mondays and Fridays.

One of my alltime favorite Dilberts:

Secretary: "Boss, I just figured out that 40% of our absenteeism occurs on Fridays and Mondays!"

Boss: "What kind of idiot do they think I am?"

Secretary: "Not an idiot savant; they can do math."