The Official Tim McCarver Intelligence Thread

[Dave Hensley]

He predicted game 7 of the Mets/Cards would be a battle of the bullpens, with 12 or more runs scored.

[lawump]

I was watching game 7 of the NLCS in bed last night...in about the 8th inning my wife woke up (she fell asleep in the 4th) and said the TV was bothering her...so I watched the rest of the game on "mute".

Needless to say, it was the most enjoyable two innings of baseball I've ever watched on FOX. I think I'll watch this entire World Series on "mute" (or maybe I'll have the TV on "mute", but turn the radio to ESPN radio.)

[UMP25]

But doesn't that other "genius," Joe Morgan, broadcast on the radio?

[lawump]

Say it ain't so....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tjones1]

From the site:

"If you leadoff and you play every day, you're guaranteed to bat with the bases empty at least 162 times." - July 8th, 2006

Classic!

[orioles35]

If somehow McCarver and Morgan were on the same broadcast, I think there'd be some kind of imbalance in the universe causing heads to spontaneously explode after Morgan said "...you know..." for the 100th time.

Either that or a spike in TV purchases the next day.

[UMP25]

Kinda like matter meets anti-matter, eh?