"real umpires"

[gordon30307]

I respect an umpire who not in order of importance:

Looks the part.

Show up on time.

Knows the rules. Not necessarily a rules guru but knows the most common problems that occurs and how to apply the rule properly.

Uses proper mechanics.

Has good timing.

Communicates on the field. ie. uses signals.

Has good game management. One could write a book on what good game management is. But that's another thread.

Is open to suggestions on how to improve as an umpire.

This might not be your list and I may have left something out but if you do the above you're a "real umpire" or at least on your way to becoming a "real umpire".