Old Stance may be back?

[SanDiegoSteve]

Thanks for reviving this dead horse thread. I just got a laugh out of bluezebra's post now for the second time!

[UMP25]

Heard on WSCR Sports Radio several weeks ago after one of the usual White Sox losses this year...

Caller to post-game WSCR host:

I don't understand why these umpires can't learn how to position themselves properly behind the plate. They're all out of position. They can't see the pitches, which is why so many of them are so bad. They need to get right behind the catcher and look over the catcher's head. They keep getting inbetween the catcher and batter. No one can see the strike zone that way!

I almost ran my car off the road laughing my @ss off while at the same time wishing a painful death upon this caller.