Un-oh-fish-ull LL Regional/WS Umps' Man-you-ell

[SanDiegoSteve]

CoachTex,

Congratulations. Please accept on his behalf, the Smitty Of The Millenium award! I wonder just what he would do if he ever worked the bases. I shudder at the thought!

[LLPA13UmpDan]

Originally Posted by GarthB

16. Never, give the count as "Two Balls, One Strike." Always yell, "Twenty-One!!"
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I can't believe I just heard the PU at the Japan/Mexico game nearly give all variables on the same batter..."Twenty-One", "Twenty-Two", "Thirty-Two."

I'm amazed I haven't heard "Thirty-Three" or "Forty-Two" yet. But with week still to go, who knows?

Yeah i heard that one! I was like what the heck? next comes "blue 42...hut hut"

[LLPA13UmpDan]

Originally Posted by PWL

Big prime time afternoon game and the left field line ump was none other than

ANDY KONYAR

Guess he's saving himself for the finals.........

No Fair, he gets to do the LLWS every year Actually We are very close to Williamsport, and he is orignally from our district, and he comes to our umpire meetings also.

[ctblu40]

Originally Posted by LLPA13UmpDan

No Fair, he gets to do the LLWS every year Actually We are very close to Williamsport, and he is orignally from our district, and he comes to our umpire meetings also.

You lucky dog! Under his tutelage you have the chance to be a world class umpire. {tongue buried firmly in cheek}

[Dave Hensley]

Originally Posted by PWL

Big prime time afternoon game and the left field line ump was none other than

ANDY KONYAR

Guess he's saving himself for the finals.........

I wonder if, when Andy Konyar umpires a LLWS game, he rebates the pro rata share of his salary for the time spent back to Little League, so that he can claim to also be a volunteer umpire.