How do I enforce all this cr**?

[Tim C]

. . . with LL baseball. This is what is WRONG.

We need to teach important things.

Specifically:

1) Tradition has allowed F3 to stand with a foot in foul ground. I have always told the complainer . . . "get a life" this is baseball. That is really how I have handled this issue.

2) Hooray for Illblue. There are many more important things on the field than this stuff. As I gained experience I finally just told the IDIOT coaches, "this is baseball . . . I'll tell ya what's important!" That actually worked.

3) Now that AWFUL jewelery question. Once you ask at the pre-game, "everyone legally attired?" and the coaches ALWAYS say, "Yes!" . . . Wait till the FIRST guy comes up waring his favorite jewelery . . . stop the game . . . have him hand it to you . . . take it to the bench and tell the coach (quietly), "this is ti . . . next guy is gone . . . run your club or I WILL." That is a neat double entendree.

Works for me . . . but I don't work small diamond.