Player Ejection Volume II

[His High Holiness]

Originally posted by LMan
HHH, you can use this if you like, might help with those pesky guys

You may have opened a can of worms.

When the editor first assigned me my moniker four years ago, it was simply His Holiness. I immediately adopted it with great pride for it had been bestowed upon me by a recognized big dog.

That offended a number of posters of the Catholic persuasion. In a very rare moment of sensitivity for me, I accepted a promotion to His High Holiness so I would not be confused with the man who umpires in a dress.