New Story/ Same Ump

[His High Holiness]

Mr. Mattinglyfan;

I have answers to all of your questions, FROM THE COACH'S point of view no less!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately (unless you subscribe), they are on the paid part of the site - beginning November 20 in a series of articles entitled "Manipulating the Umpire."

This series outlines new ways for smart coaches to manipulate dumb umpires. It would appear that you have not been using your superior coach's intellect to manipulate IQ challenged umpires.

The series is addressed to coaches. Hopefully, dumb umpires will recognize themselves in these scenarios and take corrective action, but I have my doubts.

Peter