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Originally Posted by mbcrowder
the very most you'll get out of me is "He's got a LOT better view of that play than we do - there's a reason you don't umpire from the stands"
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That's not bad: avoids the 2 lies people tell ("I didn't see it," and "Looked like he got it right" for an obviously blown call).
Another one I like is, "I don't think I saw the whole play," which provides a report about me rather than a comment on him or his call.