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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Fixed it for you. Too loquacious. 
As the R in a 3-man, just for hell of it I introduced us pre-game at the captains' meeting by saying "My name is Daryl..and this is my brother Daryl...and this is my other brother Daryl." Not one of the captains noticed or said anything. They just stood there like they normally do..vacant-eyed, not listening, watching the stands or the cheerleaders. |
I sometimes add, "No fast breaks." For a girls game: "No hanging from the rim."
Gets a laugh about 75% of the time.