Membership to the Geezer club knows no age boundries.
Hiking ones Fechheimers above the navel might help.
Starting your blasts with "when I was your age" can't hurt.
Not being able to tell if you shined your shoes once you've put them on is a good start.
Slapping anyone who has anything to do with officiating youth games will put a star on your application form.
Bonus for extra hair in extraordinary places.
You walk like Walter Brennan.
You're old enough to know who Walter Brennan was.
Your white cane is made by Honigs.
You're so bored you read eteamz, and then send "Letters to the Editor" style posts on officialforums.com about them.
All aboard for Coot Town, Cremudgen, and Geezerville!
As an added bonus you'll recieve +POS suspenders with your approved membership.
[Edited by kylejt on Feb 25th, 2005 at 11:59 AM]
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