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Old Tue May 26, 2015, 03:14pm
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We just had an issue locally where one umpire used his tire as a urinal and was reported by his partner for doing so.
Ok, notwithstanding the fact that this "partner" is a jerk, I'm having a hard time visualizing how someone uses a tire as a urinal...
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Old Tue May 26, 2015, 03:34pm
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Ok, notwithstanding the fact that this "partner" is a jerk, I'm having a hard time visualizing how someone uses a tire as a urinal...
Same way you use a tree when you're in the woods...aim & fire!
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Old Tue May 26, 2015, 03:48pm
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Ok, notwithstanding the fact that this "partner" is a jerk, I'm having a hard time visualizing how someone uses a tire as a urinal...
Really?
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Old Wed May 27, 2015, 08:15am
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Really?
Not enough coffee perhaps. I was visualizing someone pissing into a tire hanging from a rope. Hell, if all he was doing was pissing against his car tire, what's wrong with that?
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Old Wed May 27, 2015, 08:24am
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Not enough coffee perhaps. I was visualizing someone pissing into a tire hanging from a rope. Hell, if all he was doing was pissing against his car tire, what's wrong with that?
When they give us locker rooms, we'll stop pissing on car tires.
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