I can't be the only one

[SWFLguy]

An issue with most guys over, say, 50? I have a motto to never pass up an opportunity to "void" myself before a game. Luckily most of my games end in an hour and a half or so. There are a couple of sites where a rest room is far from the field. Have to think that major league baseball umpires with games going 4 hours or more must resort to wearing an adult diaper. Anyone know?

[Ed Maeder]

They have a room just off the field where they can go to between innings.

[ASA/NYSSOBLUE]

My joke is, that between softball and volleyball, I know where the bathrooms are in every school in the county....and where they aren't!