Would you have tossed him?

[kono]

My first one was a no-brainer too. LL opening day, 3rd inning - I had to remove a girl for bat throwing (warned once, reminded her as she was coming to the plate, and she still clobbered F2 with the bat).

Coach wanted to protest - so I had teams make sure the books agreed and noted the protest. Manager walks behind me, picks up a rock and chucks it at the backstop in anger. Didn't see it, but his mistake was hitting the metal pole - that thing sang like a soprano. "Coach did you throw that?" "Yup." "Bye"

Second one was even more obvious - coach tells his team (and everyone else) that I have a vendetta against them. Told him that was enough, but the mouth kept flapping - all the way to the parking lot.

-Kono