Banned Bats: a real pain in the A.S.A.

[A.K.A.Blue]

Thanks for the "comic relief", Glen. Your right, all this is getting a bit repetitive. I am just so tired of all the rumors about why it took ASA sooooo long to get to this, and why two year old bats are being taken off the field, and why the manufacturers would knowingly produce a product that WOULD cost them a fortune to "recertify" (what a joke) and or replace, all the while pissing off the average Joe, who lets face it, pays way too much for their products and keeps their doors open and their children fed. Would Chevy stay in business if they knowingly and intentionaly sold me a car that the feds told me I couldn't drive on public roads. Only to later tell me they are not going to do anything to fix my car, or replace it with one, legal to drive on public roads. Instead all they offer me is the consolation of the private road system. For these companies to tell me that its OK that the ASA wont let me use it, because USSSA, and NSA still alow them. How dumb do they think I am? Demarini will have to send a rep. to my house, pick up my old bats, replace them with brand new models, appologize to me sincerely, throw in a set or two of batting gloves for my inconvenience, before I will swing another Demarini product.

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!..........and Monkeys might shoot out of my butt and D.H. for me.

Flashy the Bat posted by Papasmurf in the earlier thread gave me an idea. How fast do you think this will spread?
This entire Bat fiasco should be officialy labeled.......

"GUANO-2K2"
Cause plain and simple, thats all this is, a big steamy pile of Bat SH--.

Hey how bout a class action suite against all batt manuf. in violation. Settlement to be paid in bats to all who sign league waivers, nation wide.

Thats enough poor punctuation and sentance structure for one night, my english teacher would roll over if she saw that run-on sentence back there.

Remember............."GUANO-2K2"....pass it on, and remember we coined the phrase.