New bat

Tru_in_Blu · #1 (**permalink**) Sat Dec 26, 2009, 11:00pm

Well, since the punctuation was non-existent, maybe you need to parse the verbage

you mite change your mind if you had one

as

You, mite, change your mind, if you had one.

But even then, if you don't currently have a mind [to do or not do anything] to change, it might be difficult. That's because "if you had one" implies that you might have lost your mind.

Yup! I'm there...

umpirebob71 · #2 (**permalink**) Sun Dec 27, 2009, 05:22pm

I wonder if this guy realizes that he inadvertently wandered into a minefield?

DNTXUM P · #3 (**permalink**) Sun Dec 27, 2009, 07:45pm

Acutally, rather than a player, he sounds like a sales rep for the company. Even more reason he might like to complete 6th grade English. Scott, maybe you could offer to tutor him

Skahtboi · #4 (**permalink**) Sun Dec 27, 2009, 10:48pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DNTXUM P

Acutally, rather than a player, he sounds like a sales rep for the company. Even more reason he might like to complete 6th grade English. Scott, maybe you could offer to tutor him

From what I am seeing, Larry, he doesn't have that much money!

IRISHMAFIA · #5 (**permalink**) Sun Dec 27, 2009, 10:51pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skahtboi

From what I am seeing, Larry, he doesn't have that much money!

Maybe not, but he's got this brand new Bass bat he can trade for services rendered.